Pikmin 4 is coming in 2023

HP’s Dragonfly Chromebook is a computer without a market.

Monica Chin published her review of the HP Dragonfly Chromebook today, a computer I’ve been excited about ever since it was announced at CES back in January.

Sadly, while the hardware is incredible, the experience ChromeOS provides just doesn’t align with the stratospheric price tag HP is asking. It makes me wonder — who does it think is going to buy this thing?

Dan Seifert31 minutes ago

It’s wild to me that Sonos’ subs are nearly as expensive as the speakers they are supposed to get paired with.

Sonos finally announced its new Sub Mini this morning, after months of Chris Welch scooping them on it.

It’s exactly what we expected — a smaller version of Sonos’ older Sub — but the $429 price tag is hefty, considering Sonos recommends pairing it with a $279 Ray or $449 Beam soundbar.

T.C. Sottek54 minutes ago

Here’s how to see the most active discussions across The Verge.

We have new comments! And probably my favorite feature so far is the “Discussions” tab. Check it out when you open comments on any story — it will show you the most active discussions across the entire site, and also where you’ve most recently posted.

The Meta Quest Pro has leaked.

Meta’s next-gen headset — which we’re expecting to see officially next month — was left behind in a hotel room, supposedly.

Online art hubs are banning AI-generated work.

Furry community Fur Affinity is one of several places drawing a line in the sand against Midjourney, DALL-E, and other AI art generators. Critics say the tools have produced a flood of work that rips off human artists’ efforts. And the question isn’t just whether AIs can be creative — it’s whether they produce images at a scale so big it could overwhelm the sites.

US lawmakers sure do own a lot of tech stocks.

The New York Times has a great data piece tracking all the stock trades by sitting members of Congress. In one of the more eye-popping finds, Sen. Hickenlooper (D-CO) sold more than $250,000 in Meta stock just three weeks after his committee heard testimony from Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen.

To be clear, none of this is against the rules — but maybe it should be.

The Twitter whistleblower will testify to Congress today.

Twitter whistleblower Peiter “Mudge” Zatko will give testimony to the House Judiciary Committee today, his first public appearance since his disclosures on Twitter’s alleged security lapses. The Verge will have more coverage as the hearing goes on.

David PierceTwo hours ago

What does Wikipedia... sound like?

Weird question, right? But I love a good sonic logo (Netflix’s Ta-dum, the Windows boot noise, all that good stuff), and now Wikimedia is holding a contest through October 10th to find one for Wikipedia and Wikimedia. I’m imagining... wind chimes. A lot of wind chimes.

Here I am talking about our redesign on TikTok.

Dark Sky’s days are numbered.

If you’re still using the Dark Sky app on iOS for your weather forecasts, you’ll soon have to find something else. According to 9to5Mac, Apple has begun displaying a message in the app that it will no longer function after January 1st, 2023.

Fortunately, iOS 16 has a quite capable weather app built right in that draws from the same data sources as Dark Sky, since Apple acquired the company back in 2020.

David PierceTwo hours ago

If you’re installing iOS 16, turn on haptic typing ASAP.

Seriously, it’s one of the things I liked most about iOS 16 — the setting is hard to find, but it makes typing on glass way better. (And yes, Android has had this forever, but my iPhone doesn’t run Android, so give me this one.)

Cute Fortnite microSD cards arrive for your Switch.

Nintendo, Epic Games, and Western Digital have all teamed up to launch Fortnite-branded microSD cards for the Nintendo Switch. There’s an epic Skull Trooper (128GB) one and a Cuddle Team Leader (256GB) one, and both are available today.

Apple’s satellite deal with Globalstar will probably save the company.

Globalstar was an also-ran in satellite services, but Apple has basically taken over the company without taking it over. Here’s analyst Tim Farrar in FierceWireless:

Yet getting the deal with Apple is still “pretty impressive,” he said. “It’s still very good to have gotten anything out of this because Globalstar has been languishing for years with revenues of not much more than $100 million a year and this is potentially going to nearly triple their revenues, so that’s a massive improvement in their satellite business,” Farrar said.

A good read on “the tyranny of WhatsApp groups.”

Group chats are great, and are replacing social media for a lot of people. They also, this smart Guardian piece points out, flood your life with notifications and raise the stakes for reading them all. So what do you do? And can you ever get out? (This is a good companion to last week’s WSJ piece about texting being the new email, too.)

Amazon Go’s ‘just walk out’ tech comes to the LA suburbs.

The new Amazon Go Whittier location is enticing locals with $3 made-to-order Avocado Toast, kombucha on tap, and local beers from Smog City and Three Weavers brewing companies. Torrance location coming soon.

Yummy Google potato chips land in Japan.

You can now enter an official Google Store lottery in Japan to win boxes of Snow Cheese, Hazel Onion, Salty Lemon, or Obsidian Pepper flavored “Google Original Chips.” Get it? Original chips... because the Pixel 7 phones launching on October 6th will be powered by Google’s own Tensor G2 silicon.

Mmm, cheese made from snow.